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  • what a beast!

    that's it. i was getting ready for bed, but now i want to post. im having too much fun with this.

  • Croak

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  • oh no πŸ₯Ί

    but also, what if he eats her one last time?

  • the tomato in his mouth on that side is just insult to injury for Kermit

  • omfgggg im laughing so hard. first, i saw the biblically accurate kermit, then this one 🀣

  • What's the point of all this PRISM surveillance and whatever else the NSA has that we don't know about if they don't catch these guys and stop the threats?

  • you guys, this might be the funniest community that I know of on Lemmy rn πŸ˜†

  • Same

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  • Oof. I get it, but it still sucks to see another person share a similar experience :(

  • The ZZ Top Wise Aliens, the man placing his stick through a hole in his robe and possibly wearing a crown of thorns, the desert turning into a grassland valley, the bow-legged conga line, the spaceship blocking out the Star of Bethlehem, the mid-childhood face on the evil twin brother that still got a halo...there's so much beautiful symbolism to unpack

  • Yeah, but I think the kidneys don't really care about your athleticism. If you're killing a pepperoni pizza 3 times per day and chugging a 2 liter of coke, turtle power aint going to save you. You're gonna end up on dialysis like these heroes in a half shell.

  • Nope! When I thought of requesting the picture, I thought of how his hair would work well with her look.

  • lol no. it was, "Kermit the Frog as a dragon in Game of Thrones"

  • yeah, they're anarchists. they do whatever they want. no gods. no masters. no shells.

  • Would you want to beta test some new approach as well?

    Yeah, for sure! I can't be using this awesome OS without contributing to it somehow.

  • let this be a lesson: we will destroy the sanctity of anything precious to humanity by creating the most absurd useless crap if given the power.

    it's a pregnant Shrek in a wedding dress with a real donkey wearing a crown of flowers kissing his ?groom's? belly, and titled "shotgun wedding". this is pure useless genius 🀣

  • thanks! my dog is mad at me because i can't stop giggling in bed. I'm a about to give up on sleep for tonight. this community is too funny.

  • Alone

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  • I feel this one

  • Walter

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  • wtf even is this? lmaooo

  • Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go!

  • To take the trans-Alpine route by surprise?