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I'm back on my BS 🤪 @ BackOnMyBS @lemmy.autism.place
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  • if it was up to me, you'd motherfuckers stop coming to me with fabricated evidence out.

  • Jeez. All the women in abusive relationships being forced to have children 😰

  • the agencies mention “fatal fetal abnormality” as an exception to the abortion law along with rape, incest and human trafficking.

    I wonder if a woman simply stating she was raped is enough to get the abortion. Kind of like how there are 14 approved reasons for Americans to travel to Cuba, so travelers simply have to pick one and they can go.

  • In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...maybe you can hire The A-Team.

    Being the generation that grew up as kids of Vietnam vets was a trip. You had these dudes with BA Baracus looking like he was ready to fuck some fool up to pity them. After that, you had the privileged White middle-upper class family of the Brady Bunch being all corny af, saying shit like, "Gee whiz, Mom! That's positively fantastic!" There were eight people living comfortably off of one wage with a housekeeper.

    Imagine that today. The A-Team would be four Afghan and Iraq vets all tatted up working out of a desert-colored F150 Raptor hunting down pedos. One of them would be called Ricky Recon with the signature phrase, "It's time for some group therapy!" They'd also have a lady with them that would be the reasonable one. Every episode would include one line where someone bitches about the VA. The next show would be Modern Family.

  • this shit is so ridiculous 😆

  • Obviously, anyone selling guns would be slippery slope murder.

    But, military contractors would be committing slippery slope war crimes, including genocide.

    Gas stations for selling those crack pipes which facilitate drug use.

    Car dealerships would be aiding & abetting. They'd also be involved with vehicular manslaughter, drug trafficking, sex trafficking, ...really any trafficking. Add all transportation forms to the list.

    Bars for DUIs and related deaths. Also, child abuse, physical & sexual assault.

    All comms technology, including phones & computers, would be involved in espionage & conspiracy. Internet device manufacturers and ISPs would be engaged in facilitating data piracy & fraud.

  • Congaratulamations!! That sounds like such a relief

  • My conspiracy theory is that the Russians got dirt on Vance, so he's actually Trump's prisoner. It would explain his wild switch on his opinion of Trump and why he looks so stressed and extra fake all the time. He is trapped and has to go alone with it I hope we find out one day what the dirt is.

  • added it

    a hit

    for shit

    's n giggle fits

    that's lit.

    it's boppin

    on my poppin

    shoppin list 👌

  • His name is

    H1Jack

    Cadillac

    on the track.

    He's getting back

    in the black

    on the attack

    blocking flak

    making you yak

    yo slimy gak

    like ipecac

    cause you whack.

    But in his pack

    we got no lack

    with H1 Jack.

  • Congrats to you both! But especially to them since you must be a wonderful partner expressing such happiness for the marriage and admiration for them 😋

  • Same. Working on boundaries and seeing some improvement. Definitely not where I want to be, but much better than where I used to be.

  • That's such great news! I can't imagine how much better you guys feel with such a drastic improvement in mobility.

  • I'm jealous! That sounds lovely. There's a train in my state I've been meaning to ride. Maybe I'll do so soon. Enjoy your trip!

  • Congrats! Sounds like you have some determination and a stable financial situation.