Aviandelight @ Aviandelight @mander.xyz

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There are dozens of us! But seriously I've been so happy to be a lady on here and have good conversations with damn near everyone. As for treating myself, I am looking forward to my husband cooking us a nice dinner this weekend.

This reminds me of a running gag my husband and I have. One night while I was at work he called me to ask where I put the colander because he wanted to make macaroni. It must have been a weird sounding one-sided conversation to my coworkers because when I got off the phone one of them asked me if "where's the colander" was out code word for "let's have sex tonight." I told my husband the story later and needless to say it became our code word for sexy times.

You can get a prenatal paternity test as early as 7 weeks however it is very expensive and most likely not covered by insurance.

I'd say it sets a precedent that a child isn't a child until after birth. They don't want to pay the bill without proof of purchase. Fuck these vermin.

I have parrots and I love them more than life itself but it's not quite the same relationship that I have with my dog. Dogs are truly special.

And if you do want more try out Unfinished Swan.

If you can find a copy I would suggest the first Sly Cooper game.

I can't praise chewy.com enough. I have a dog, a cat, and parrots and I save so much money not going to PetSmart or PetCo.

That is seriously fucked up.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but these "special" flavors are just ridiculous. There is nothing wrong with regular old peeps. You want extreme peeps? Go play Pudgy Bunny and try not to choke; no special flavors required.

Okoye (Danai Guria) from the Black Panther movies. Went with my husband to see this movie and when we were walking back to the car he said "Damn, Okoye was hot, she reminds me of you." ❤️ He also has a thing for Grace Mallory from the show The Boys. I think I created a monster.

I feel like she's one of the few comedians left who could get away with joking like this. It's glorious.

American here, the gas station is our version of the local corner store. Most places you have to drive to get to it but where I live there is one right at the entrance to the neighborhood and lots of adults/kids do walk there. I would sorely miss it if it was gone.

When the first Funko pops came out I got my husband one of the Bumble from the Rudolph cartoon. (He collects Bumbles.) Somehow we ended up in a situation where we each started hiding the Bumble in various weird places all over the house for each other to find. He finally won by hiding it behind my shampoo bottle in the shower and scaring me to death. (I have really bad eyesight.) I stopped the game at that point before anyone got hurt.

I do believe I'm a wet meadow. I'm going to rethink my life a bit.

I tell myself every day that I'm not working out for my beach body, I'm working out for my old lady body. I just want to be able to tie my own shoes when I'm 70.

OMG yes!!! ...And now I have to go listen to some Thundercat.

If the phrase "Hold my vape" takes off I might actually be motivated to quit vaping. (I know I should anyways but I'd rather not die of embarrassment first.)

That is an amazing graphic. Thanks for sharing it.

Citizens United will be the death of this country.