Aurenkin @ Aurenkin @sh.itjust.works

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Why does nobody think of the boulder?

This guy really doesn't take a fucking hint does he?

Oh wow download mode would be great! Waking up the deck to find all my games already up to date would be a really nice convenience.

Short crematorium stocks, do it now!!!

I dunno, if we're really designed in that dudes image then I wouldn't trust him at all personally.

What a pathetic piece of shit this president is

I believe the Romans had a non temporal solution for this.

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

When you read someone's mind you involuntarily blurt out everything you read.

Relationships are all about a healthy dose of communication manipulation

You can literally defeat gravity by rubbing a balloon on your head....what a joke.

That's it! Thank you, that was really bugging me. No idea why I thought it was Douglas Adams 🤦‍♂️

This has triggered a vague memory of a joke by someone (I think Douglas Adams?). But I can't remember the full quote so putting this out there in case someone knows it.

Basically humanity was smarter than other animals because we didn't adapt ourselves to the environment, but adapted the environment to suit us. So now instead of having to adapt we just have to... wake up at 6:45 am when the alarm goes off, drive to work at 7 30 am etc.

Does anyone know it or was I having some kind of fever dream?

Yes, memes and the other thing

Live and drink, friends

Less incentive to pander to the sensitivities of advertisers too.

I believe you have my stapler

as he told Ms Lees that just 12 months ago he had fended off another attack, that time by a great white shark.

"I feel like they're trying to kill me, all these animals," he reportedly said.

Bloody hell, I wouldn't be going outside for a while

I'm making a note here, huge success....