“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’”Can I store things in the dog?”NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”
In my world, running was recently invented by Thomas Running in 748 when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
Dragons were probably based on dinosaur bones, so the potatoes are somehow the less accurate of the two