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The Assman
The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works
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Americans when they visit Germany the first time

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  • You be nicer

    • Redneck warning system

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  • This guy larms

    • Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one!

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  • How else would you make asteroid cheese

    • Mine's a Juicer

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  • Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

    • ... i guess not

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  • Then he went to his mother in law's house

    • It was a love story after all

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  • Oops! All Gay

    • Biden administration forgives $4.5 billion in student debt for over 60,000 public service workers

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  • The Biden/Harris admin has successfully forgiven $175 billion in student loan debt

    • US explains why it is not shooting down missiles over Ukraine as it does over Israel.

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  • These are the same guys who went to North Korea, you know, the place where owning a kdrama DVD will get your whole family executed, and basically said, "it's not so bad idk what the fuss is about."

    Let's see a source that isn't from authoritarian apologists.

    • Using the Nicolas Cage chart, please point to how you feel today.

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  • On the outside I'm relaxed. On the inside I'm bees.

    • Horrors We've Unleashed

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  • Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many humans as possible

    • Traditional “Kibin” from Ukraine Tatar. Served with chicken stock.

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  • More foods need to come with chicken stock

    • My new specs

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  • You're a printer, harry

    • Atomic Bomb Survivors Win Nobel Peace Prize, Say Gaza Today Is Like Japan 80 Years Ago

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  • They ought to be comparing Israel to Japan 80 years ago

    • Life imitates art?

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  • Things synths says

    • The Case for Kamala Harris

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  • This is why I support Vermin Supreme. Free ponies for everyone!

    • Smashburgers and fries

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  • How many hamburgers fit on your plates?

    • The Case for Kamala Harris

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  • It is a bad place to raise a family and you should move

    • Backyard Baseball 97 has been released on steam!

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  • We played the shit out of these games. Especially the football one. I remember my dad laughing his ass off at the little kids getting tackled.

    • The Case for Kamala Harris

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  • I prefer she doesn't promise shit congress will never pass

    • 'It's so stupid': Biden shoots down Marjorie Taylor Greene's conspiracy theory about controlling the weather

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  • Georgia why do you keep electing the missing link