This isn't the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I've never been asked about them. Pretty sure it's the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you're just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.
What are these things doing outside? I don't get that. Put them inside the courthouse, post office, fire station, a million other places they'd be safe from arson.
Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at
When our kid was 2 we checked her car seat. How could they possibly lose a car seat, I thought. Well that's exactly what happened and we didn't get it back for days. Had to buy one in the meantime and they are so fucking expensive.
The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You'll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn't happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.
That's an insult to cunts