Asafum @ Asafum @feddit.nl

Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:

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Yup...

"For your protection we've decided to arrest everyone who is not a registered Republican"

At the moment it's Zani

She's tired and overworked, but she cares about doing something and doing it right. Plus she has a super hot "Italian-ish" accent lol

Totally not a bunch of fucking Nazis though right?

On top of that fireworks are pretty bad for everything and those with PTSD.

My coworkers dog would thank you very much as well for not shooting off fireworks. He said he usually drives out of town for a few hours until it dies down because his dog gets terrified :(

The Consumer Product Safety Commission was created in 1972. Its five members must maintain a partisan split, with no more than three representing the president’s party. They serve staggered terms.

That structure ensures that each president has “the opportunity to influence, but not control,” the commission, attorneys for the fired commissioners wrote in court filings. They argued the recent terminations could jeopardize the commission’s independence.

Nice words, but if he can fire them and they fill the majority with Republicans leaving only 2 slots for Democrats then he does control it...

US corporate media: absolute fucking scum all the way down.

Very true! I'm so ungrateful! :(

I was just coming to the comments to mention that! I made it this last weekend. Fries are so good with feta cheese!

Those who gain citizenship through unlawful means and endanger our national security will not maintain the benefits of being an American citizen

Lmao... Benefits? What exactly are those benefits? Not being on the receiving end of a bombing? Not having our country destabilized by a narcissist (we don't even get that benefit anymore). Having healthcare taken away? A secret police force take you away for wrongthink? Lol benefits of being an American....

"Market forces will encourage businesses owners to adjust wages to compete for workers."

"LALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! NO ONE WANTS TO WORK! LALALALALA!"

"if an employer cannot attract labor they will be compelled to increase compensation out of self interest."

"HARD WORK ISNT VALUABLE WORK!! LAZY KIDS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!! GOVERNMENT I NEED YOU TO CUT HEALTHCARE!!"

I already gave up that hope.

I live in someone's garage and my "retirement plan" is a shotgun sandwich.

Makes sense, it's actually the perfect hire for the Department of Injustice.

I honestly kind of hate that I grew up in the 90s... Born mid 80s and was old enough in the 90s to have my childhood engrained with this idea that the future was all progress from there on out. Then the 2000s come along with a big ol' middle finger and it's just been fascists all the way down and economic decline from there. :/

In fascist USA anyone not actively licking the boot of a billionaire is a socialist!

I was just trying to follow the rules about the headline of the article. I added the kiss the ring part, but the rest is what the BBC had when I posted it.

Ah yes the song of our times: concerning leadership changes.

"So... How much would you chuck baby?"