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Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol

    • Breaking Bad sequel

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  • Making Bad.

    She's the danger. She's the one who makes you have to knock.

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • His realm is only the places the sun doesn't touch!

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn't allowed to disappear until his term is up.

    Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • Captain planet.

    Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

    Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

    • Bannon Says He’s Advising Trump to DEPORT Elon Musk Immediately

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    • Caption this.

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  • Horsification: The scientific proof of the evolutionary progress from human to horse.

    • Trump says Musk went 'CRAZY,' suggests cutting government contracts for his companies

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  • I don't know if I'd read it to that extent.

    Over $200 million in donations and full control of a massive social media network is nothing to sneeze at. Not to say I don't think he wouldn't have helped rig it, I just think his statement could be taken as an understanding of the money and control of X being massive contributions. Hell, he took the "@america" handle away from a user to use it in support of Trump.

    • The year is still ongoing

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  • Excess wealth. Wealth rots the brain.

    • 'Stakes are too high': Trump drives former Tea Partier into the Democratic Party

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  • Since the green party is home to Russian plants, what choices does the non right wing US citizen now have to represent them?

    The same as we've always had, none.

    • Gross violations earn Trump's prized club worst health grade in county: report

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  • Countdown to: "I have The Cleanest Clubs™©® in the entire World! It is a FACT that all of My Beautiful Clubs earn the Highest Marks Possible every single year! This is a Deep State Democrat Communist Venezuela Illegal Immigrant Antisemite Conspiracy to hurt my business! Political Hit Job!!"

    All that aside, I used to be a repair technician for a specific brand of ice cream machines and out of all the types of stores and kitchens I'd go in to, country clubs were almost always the worst. I'm glad I'm too poor to ever go into one through any door other than the service door.

    • Slutty ceramic frog or something idk

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  • ribbit for your pleasure.

    • Businesses are raising prices after tariffs — even on unaffected goods

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  • Insert Padame and Anakin meme here:

    "So you're going to blame Trump for this inflation, right?"

    "Right!?"

    ...I'm so sure they'll be consistent in their behavior... Yup... Totally..

    • Trump's Cognitive 'Decline' Suggests He 'Might Not Make It Through Four Years,' Republican Strategist Says

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  • It's one part Stephen Miller one part Heritage foundation.

    I believe it was Steve Bannon that previously referred to Trump as an "empty vessel." These people promise him the chance to grift to his hearts content and they pour their agenda into him.

    His whole Biden auto pen thing is more fucking projection... He has very little idea what he is signing, he's just signing off heritage foundation wishlists and going about his day shitting himself and yelling at people.

    • Businesses are raising prices after tariffs — even on unaffected goods

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  • It's covid inflation all over again! Even things that weren't affected by supply chain disruptions went up because greed! Yay greed!

    • Trump tax bill will add $2.4 trillion to the deficit and leave 10.9 million more uninsured, CBO says

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  • When asked for comment the White House replied: "Yeah well the CBO are communist illegal immigrant antisemites!! The Joe Biden clone robot is remotely controlling them, they're going to be deported! Thank you for your attention to this matter."

    • US immigration officials push for increased detentions, including ‘collateral’ arrests

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  • MAGA cult in a nutshell:

    Bidens executive order on student loan forgiveness:

    OMG HES A DICTATOR!! ONLY CONGRESS CAN DO THAT!!!

    ICE literally saying "fuck the rules, arrest as many people as possible:"

    Crickets

    • ‘It’s a Weird Time to Be Rich Right Now’

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    • Nothing to see here

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  • The red herring is a red herring! There IS something to see here!

    WHAT ARE YOU HIDING HERRING!?

    • Don't judge my pigs in a golden blanket

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  • I used to be like that, completely content with the most basic of food just to satisfy hunger and move on.

    Now I'm fancy and put them in a tortilla.