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  • They wisely chose to take the axe to the Boondocks revival after Grandpa died. Doing the show without John Witherspoon would be like continuing The Simpsons after Harry Shearer or Dan Castellaneta died (and of course, Disney probably WOULD do that, but it wouldn't be a smart idea).

  • Way to go, malaise-ya. You're making even American culture war nonsense look dignified by comparison.

  • Don't let the door hit you on the way out. After all, that ass is owned by the coal industry, and they don't want it to be bruised.

  • January 2nd, you say? Ooh, happy birthday to me!

  • Ms. Pac-Man, but of course!

    There's always Animal Crossing and its many sequels... you're not obligated to play as a female, but it's at least an option. Metroid has a female lead, but those games are probably a little beyond your daughter's grasp at the moment.

  • You're Christian, right? You're supposed to follow the teachings of Christ! It's literally in the name!

  • I could work with that.

  • Fuck this guy. I'm not so much concerned about this as I am the way he's cornholing his writers and actors. As for the price increase of Didn't-ney Plus, that's what DVDs are for, right?

  • What's it called when you're too DRUNK to give a shit?

  • Look up "brazen bull" and you'll get a better understanding of just how shitty our species really is.

  • They think you're expendable when you're homeless; an easy target that nobody will miss. I heard about some farmer jerk who would recruit drifters to buy cows at auctions, then plug them to absolve himself of guilt. After law enforcement found the bodies, they gave the dude the death penalty, but it took a long, long time before he was charged with anything. Can't say the motherfucker is missed.

  • Bury that miserable thing and set a porta-potty on the grave.

  • I'm sure my cockatiel will be overjoyed that there's a beer just for him.

  • I'm sick to my ass of Meager-mind. Hell, even his parents won't talk to him, because even they see him for what we all know him to be... a dangerous fascist.

  • Yeah, that whole nonsense Spez the lemur boy was spewing about Reddit users being entitled to delete their own content was bullshit. I literally got suspended for a few days because a comment I regretted got put back up after I removed it myself.

  • Ooh, the base unit is nearly the price of a Nintendo Switch! If they can keep this going for another year and Nintendo decides not to go with backward compatibility for their next system, I might make this my Switch 2...

  • "Bruce Lee" sounds like a pseudonym. Either that or the guy had a painful childhood.

  • I don't have the patience to be a "better man," and I don't particularly care to delve into the mind of a kill-billy to understand them. I'd rather flatten out their pointy hats with a sledgehammer.

  • I wish he were "make more episodes of Let's Make a Deal"-sexual. Conversely, Drew Carey is quite punctual but sucks as a game show host.