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  • Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...

  • You JUST LEARNED about Max Headroom?

    (crumbles into bones)

  • I don't need Dr. Ruth. My loneliness ambassador has four fingers and a thumb.

  • Pop-Tarts. No store brand toaster pastry tastes like Pop-Tarts.

  • You know who else was "just asking questions?" Tucker Carlson. Don't be like Tucker Carlson.

  • Turds and lube, turds and lube, everybody hates those turds and lube!

  • Google, currently embroiled in an anti-trust lawsuit for having too much control over the internet, is pleading poverty. How amusing.

  • ...and Israel, for that matter.

  • Of course I'll vote. I'm just not terribly confident about the results regardless.

  • Sure. We'll put you in there, and any kill-billy that tries to interfere can share a cell with you. Bastard.

  • Anyone else ever think of pulling the plug on election day? It's just too much, man. I suffered through one term of Trump; I can't do it again.

  • Good. Still not switching back from Firefox, though.

  • The Tallarico family is kind of crap. His cousin is Tommy Tallarico, the video game musician and an insufferable braggart. He was the guy who headed the Amico project... you know, the crowdfunded game system that never went anywhere.

  • That controller doesn't actually work with an Xbox Series though, right? It's for cloud gaming.

  • I despise this decision. I should be able to tailor my experience to my liking, especially since I don't play games online. What's the harm in letting me have a joypad with six buttons on the front? It's literally what Capcom fighting games are designed to use. Why can't I have a D-pad that works well with fighting games? The Xbox Series controller is better than last generation's joypad (and much better than the generation before that), but for some of us, it's still not good enough.

    Also, it's unlikely that 8bitdo will buy a license to make controllers for the Xbox. It's the least popular console of this generation. You're charging for the right to make controllers for a game system that's well behind its competitors. Why do that when you can make controllers for the Switch or the PC, where you can sell more product at a lower cost? It's just... stupid.

  • I saw it. No sir, I didn't like it.