If I recall it was a small girl who ordered a hamburger which conflicted with what he thought a proper diet should be. He absolutely let her have it in public and she cried.
I'm imagining Trump's tariffs as them taking the lid off the ark of the covenant, let's hope it does to all the other Republican Nazis today what it did to the Nazis then.
Alternately, give him the entirety of the Moon, with the caveat that the space suit responsible for keeping him alive must be directly and 100% designed personally by Elon musk.
Bonus points for three standard deviations