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ArtVandelay
ArtVandelay @ ArtVandelay @lemmy.world
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Please be satire

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  • That's exactly why I'm taking my first cruise this year, and I'll be damn sure that the Wi-Fi doesn't work

    • Judge finds Donald Trump in contempt for 10th time over gag order and threatens jail time

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  • Fucking yawn. Wake me when Agent Orange is in prison.

    • Windows 11 just isn't enticing Windows 10 users to upgrade, and its market share is actually falling

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  • "I grow tired of asking, so this will be the last time. Where is your Linux boot disk?"

    • Columbia University community 'shattered' after police raid

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  • It would "take time to heal", she added

    That's some big "I'm sorry you made me do this to you" abuser energy there

    • Windows 10 reaches 70% market share as Windows 11 keeps declining

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  • More AI in the start menu!

    • Reddit if full of bots: thread reposted exactly the same, comment by comment, 10 months later

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  • This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

    • Thomas Edison was the Elon musk of his era

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  • Behind the bastards podcast did a four-part series on just how big of a piece of shit Steve Jobs was. We all knew that, but what I didn't know especially was just how fucking stupid a lot of his business decisions were, coming from his enormous hubris.

    • Elon Musk Laid Off Supercharger Team After Taking $17 Million in Federal Charging Grants

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  • The difference between a million and a billion dollars is approximately 1 billion dollars.

    • 'New Vegas is a very, very important game to us,' says mildly exasperated Todd Howard, who will never stop getting grilled about New Vegas

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  • The behind the bastards four part series on him was a huge eye opener into how incredibly terrible of a human being he was

    • How RCS on iPhone Will Make Texting Better for Everyone

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  • If you didn't create private and exchange public keys with the other party, you aren't fully in control. I'm not saying that as some kind of righteous purist, just a technical point of note.

    • Elon Musk goes ‘absolutely hard core’ in another round of Tesla layoffs

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  • He thinks himself hard, but at his core he is an idiot

    • Escape From Tarkov studio boss says he "did not foresee" players would get mad about charging extra for PvE

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  • That's typically an indicator of piss poor database design, where they likely use your email address as some kind of unique identifier

    • YouTube keeps serving this obnoxious ~5m ad

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  • *subdomain, but yes that's correct

    • Tennessee legislature bans local cities and counties from passing their own red flag laws

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  • Small minded

    • Judge upholds $83m E Jean Carroll defamation verdict against Trump

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  • If you could post this when Trump is sent to rikers for 20 years, that would just be the best

    • Kanye West Announces 'Yeezy Porn' Amid Reports of Adult Film Company

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  • Christian porn is just solid black on the screen, because it's only of you and your spouse, filmed in the dark with no noise

    • Kanye West Announces 'Yeezy Porn' Amid Reports of Adult Film Company

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  • "imma let you finish, but..."

    • AI Can Tell Your Political Affiliation Just by Looking at Your Face, Researchers Find

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  • I can say with a confidence interval of 95% that the headline is bad

    • DOJ filing: Steve Bannon is a "co-conspirator" in a $1 billion fraud case

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  • The best people, folks.

    • AI Can Tell Your Political Affiliation Just by Looking at Your Face, Researchers Find

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  • It almost seems like someone did a linear regression, when a logistic regression model would be more appropriate.