ArcaneSlime

2w ago

We really don't want to talk about our problems

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You have to be kidding, men don't have trauma. If they do they're weak.

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2w ago

Bounce bounce bounce

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Phallic Assured Destruction?

2w ago

Bounce bounce bounce

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She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.

2w ago

Bounce bounce bounce

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I've legit just started:

"Can you stop shaking your leg?"

"No."

"Excuse me?"

"I'm literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can't stop. Sorry."

I'm not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

2w ago

We really don't want to talk about our problems

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Yeah I hate being understanding when my gf is sick or on her period too, like man up and wash them dishes bitch!

Oooooor you could be more understanding if one of you is under the weather regardless of gender I guess if you wanna be a loser.

2w ago

We really don't want to talk about our problems

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For sure, women usually say they want a man who can show his feelings. It's just that the second he does cry about anything other than a dead child, she gets the ick and loses all respect for him, in my personal experience. I think they talk a big game but when the chips are down they find out they're not actually as into it as they thought.

2w ago

I am sweating...

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Got it: next time this happens to me reply "damn that's rough."

2w ago

What do Americans have to worry about that Canadians dont?

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Yeah they suck so much at hockey they've won the championship 32yr in a row!

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2w ago

What your cat hates most?

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Naw the first one she looks mad, but the second you can tell she loves you for sure. Cute kitty!

2w ago

Tests to detect marijuana-impaired driving are based on 'pseudoscience,' argue researchers

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squeezing the driver's limbs to determine if the muscle tone is "normal" or not;

So basically if the cop decides I'm a weak pussy who skipped arm day, I'm high? Fucking WAT? This isn't even pseudoscience it's just flinging shit at a wall and seeing what sticks lmao, that's dumb.

2w ago

Never lose them again

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I just put them all in my flipper zero. Now I just use that instead of searching the room, but that means I never use the remotes so they never actually get lost anymore, so..??

2w ago

Strangulation in pornography to be made illegal

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Tbf, every time I've choked a girl during sex it's because they directly asked me using their words of their own volition (I never brought it up like asking her can I do it or anything), and I asked "are you sure" and they double down on the consent, and typically they'll use their hand to press my hand harder into their neck because I'm scared to go too hard. And also I've never domestically abused anyone (been the victim of emotional abuse though, not physical, unless you count using emotional abuse to force me to have sex physical then I guess I have been but idk.)

Point is: there are women who are into that. Seemingly a lot, actually. It's not necessarily a red flag against me that I'm willing to please my partner (so long as there's some mutual trust, I have said no before too when it was a first time with a hook up, for instance.)