ArcaneGadget @ ArcaneGadget @lemmy.world

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🎶 Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows. 🦄

Da-Da La Hotdog

Yes.

I also identify as a 1x38B. My pronouns are Error/Failure

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid "Mötley", have no clue how "ö" is actually pronounced.

I don't know if this is a factor here, but we have gotten an ungodly amount of rain through the last months, so everywhere is pretty squishy.

That's pretty spot on.

Huh, I heard about this incident. But the image is quite a lot funnier than I imagined.

Enshittification in a nutshell.

Don't think of your death as failure; think of it as fun! Don't think of Wal-Mart's price hikes as war profiteering, think of them as war... fun!

Which is?... And what is AVGN short for?...

Isn't, the sword wanting to penetrate the other dudes, the whole point of it though?

Oh you cheeky little....

Go fall from a 10th story balcony, onto a pair of bullets Orbán. You fucking traitorous piece of shit.

I'll tell you hwat!

That depends on where you live though. Here in Denmark, as an example, we have a certificate called "Statskontrolleret økologisk" which basically translates to "Government-certified organic". There are specific guidelines and rules that need to be followed, to be allowed to use this seal on your product.

I find myself thinking this a lot. Someone goes; "and that's my theory about..." And I'm like; that's not a theory, that's a hypothesis...

T R I G G E R E D ! ! !

Sorry, I'm not saying; that isn't Adolf Hitler, but your steps 3, 4, and 5 are a bit "eeehhh".

Step 3: ask Yourself what are the odds that someone has a doppelganger Hitler grandfather

In a population as large as ours there is a pretty good chance, that there is someone who looks a lot like Hitler.

Step 4: ask Yourself who in their right fucking mind would put a picture/ portrait of their grandfather if he looked just like Hitler..

Someone who doesn't hate their family member?... If my beloved grandpa resembled a bad historical figure, that wouldn't ever prevent me from hanging his picture on my wall. They'd have nothing in common apart from superficial apperance.

Step 5: ask yourself; why would a grandfather who looked just like Hitler; why would he give himself that hairstyle and give himself that mustache ... Grandfather must have heard of Hitler... no?

When is the picture from? Before the second world war that style of mustache and hair do were fairly common. Doesn't have to be a grandfather. Could just as well be a great grandfather...

I don't know what the fuck they were expecting?