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Apollonius_Cone @ Apollonius_Cone @lemmy.world
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returned to monkey against my will

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  • De-evolve?

    • Well that's one way to describe it

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  • Like wet running shoes on a freshly waxed floor.

    • It'll feel like a jream

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  • You could call it a "jeansterfield."

    • Why does eating a frozen ready meal alone feel depressing even tho it's objectively good that I can have nice warm food easily

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  • "I sleep in a race car. Do you?"

    • Microsoft now pops up a poll asking why you'd want to use another browser when you download Chrome

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  • Angels sing.

    • Smart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.

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  • Does anyone really give a shit?

    • What single item improved the quality of your life over you got it? (Buyed it/got as present/made it)

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  • Does it come with a free frogurt?

    • Sigh *
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  • Heavy breathing noises

    • I have several questions, actually

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  • That one breathes methane.

    • Turns out he's technically underaged. They're on the look out for Yar and Guinan.

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  • This is Lore.

    • Cult of self-proclaimed 'Queen of Canada' threatens Sask. village with public executions

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  • The MLA from Cypress Hills is from the Saskatchewan Party who are about wipe their ass with the Charter by invoking the notwithstanding clause over "parental rights". Very little credibility coming from the provincial government.

    • Canada must be better at teaching country's 'full story,' Governor General says

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  • Unfortunately, most of the treaties were nation to nation negotiated with the Crown. Reopening treaty negotiations would be fraught with pitfalls.

    • What's your favorite spaceship?

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  • Romulan Warbird or the Saturn 5 rocket.

    • Two killed in bear attack at Banff National Park, grizzly euthanized: Parks Canada

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  • What was hilarious was that the bear was deemed to be acting "aggressively.". You mean it was being a bear? Imagine wild animals being just that. The disconnect is astounding. Remember Harambe.

    • Don't be a stormpooper, always wear your hard hat!

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  • This how we dance, dance, dance.

    • Neelix putting Vulcan restraint to the test

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  • A bridge too Pon farr.

    • Indigenous veterans cleanse memorial after Nazi flag incident

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    • From the creators of "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party":

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  • Wouldn't it be more like King Kong? When Monkey Attacks! Imagine a whole fleet of King's Kongs. That would be monkey attack beach, monkey attack cliff, monkey attack pond. When 🐵 monkey's attack you'll see some shit fly.

    • Mr and Mrs. Locutus

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  • An ice cube tray. Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out.

    • Does the Bank of Canada’s mandate need to ‘modernize?’ A senator thinks so

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  • If you lower interest rates you get an overheated economy which causes more inflation. Don't bugger with an institution that works because a politician thinks they know something about market mechanisms when they don't. Why would you mess with market mechanisms when you could potentially devalue the wealth that you already have by introducing inflation? The only explanation would be that Bellmare will personally benefit from such a manoeuver.