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  • Don't Donnie and The Dude have a direct conversation at least once though?

    "Phone's ringing, Dude!" "Thank you, Donnie!'

  • "Keiko vs Pope Karen: Creationism Clash" at least made me take Keiko's side for once.

  • Acts immediately, lasts indefinitely!

  • This is what Arby's has been trying to tell us the whole time. We, all of us, have "The Meats". Woe be upon us.

  • "Why won't anyone think of the paaaaareeeents? Nobody suffers more than me from the problem that I created!"

  • Day-Zee (the movie and video game)

    This one is kind of fascinating to me, because even being from the US, I feel like Zed works better when it's zombie-related. Probably both due to Shaun of the Dead ("Not using the Zed word!"), and because that makes it rhyme with "dead".

  • Ah, so I'm guessing it wasn't "Dragon Ball Zed" either, then.

    I guess that makes sense, the Rush song doesn't become YYZee in the US (mostly).

  • After further ruminating on this thought:

    Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a whore, and a scoundrel, and a rascal, a ne'er-do-well, and a villain… Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

  • I would also argue that "whores and scoundrels" is more inclusive. You can be either one regardless of your parts or gender identity.

  • When I did the job in OR about 10 years ago, it wasn't expected. More of a "oh hey here's a dollar for washing my windshield while it pumped" or "$48.60? Here's a 50, keep the change", if anything.

  • It counts as Star Trek in my personal canon. Really hope season 4 happens.

  • Ghosts can't go through doors! They're not fire!

  • I dunno how they're going to justify fighting things in fantasy Mesoamerica that are stronger than the literal incarnation of despair, but I guess we'll see.

  • It helps to first be higher than giraffe pussy, then you get one of their late night munchie boxes (I like the burger with grilled cheeses for buns, or the chicken melt with hashbrowns on it) and several extra shitty tacos.

  • I think it's a burro in a burrow, but I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground.

  • You talking about a gremlin with glasses who could talk and sing New York, New York? That's brilliant. It's in the movie!

  • Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Sol Milky'way wgah’nagl fhtagn.