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Apeman42
Apeman42 @ Apeman42 @lemmy.world
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  • You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the neurotoxin dispensers.

    • Favourite word and why?

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    • It's so perfect

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  • When I was a lad I had two dozen health, in encounters to help me tank hiiiits!

    But now that I'm grown, I have twelve dozen health, so I pretty much don't give a shiiiit!

    • Ignoring the movies, Josie and the Pussycats were a way better cartoon band than Jem and the Holograms

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  • Neither of them compare to The Neptunes. They had a fucking shark on the drums.

    • I still remember

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  • I remember a lot more of those stick-on glow in the dark plastic stars, if nothing else.

    • Wrong cell

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  • Remember folks, you can't spell Mark Hamill without Arkham.

    • Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

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  • This is utter hogshit, but also seems relatively easy to work around. "I am legally forbidden from sharing my opinions on the quality of Marvel Rivals." is a pretty clear and succinct review that technically flies under their legal fuckery.

    • Thomas says critics are pushing 'nastiness' and calls Washington a 'hideous place'

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  • Oh no! People are being mean to the human equivalent of an unwiped asshole covered in weeping pus sores?

    • Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip

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    • World Bank’s climate plan: Pricier red meat and dairy, cheaper chicken and veggies

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  • Why do I feel like we're only going to get the first half?

    • PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all

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  • And now I'm even more glad that I buy whole bean rather than ground coffee.

    • Lemmy's major collective account cake days are coming up soon.

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  • You want beans? I'll give you all the beans you can handle...

    • [X-Men 97] What your favourite X-Men lineup? (the team can only have 10 members)

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  • 10 versions of Morph from all around the multiverse.

    No wait, 8 Morphs, Forge to make them tech goodies, and Jamie Madrox for one-man zerg rushes.

    • How much ketchup on Kraft Mac and Cheese (KD) is too much? Like, I understand half a bottle is a lot, but how much do you use?

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  • It also helps if you want to add some shredded cheese. There's an emulsifier in mustard that helps the cheese melt smoothly into the sauce.

    • Which game series had the worst anniversary celebration?

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  • Did Capcom even do anything for Breath of Fire's 30th last year? Fuck's sake, if you're not going to give me a real BoF 5 (we don't talk about Dragon Quarter), then at least put 3 and 4 on Steam/Switch with updated sprites. I'll pay $20.

    • Who do you consider a Great Author of the last 50 years or so (first well-known work after 1970)? I'd like to get a feel for who's who in modern literature. Any language/culture. Fiction only.

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  • Jim Butcher. He sits firmly and unapologetically in his fantasy niche, so if that's not your thing you may be disappointed, but the man writes good dialogue and he can turn a phrase.

    • House GOP lawmakers introduce bill to rename Dulles Airport after Donald Trump

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  • Are airports not owned by the states/counties/cities they're located in? Why is this even up to Congress to decide?

    • Peeps nature's most delectable bird

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  • They're even better raw!

    • And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is...

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  • So, when you remove what I assume is an announcement bot and lizard people from the equation, the answer is George Takei? Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • TIL There's a mostly herbivorous spider in Mexico and central America

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  • Like those videos of horses eating baby chicks that wander by.