Anomalocaris @ Anomalocaris @lemm.ee

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if you opt out, you are no longer eligible to receive organs if you need them

everyone should be a donor by default,

if you opt out, you are also barred from getting organs if you need them. seems fair.

i sometimes suffer from sparkling asshole, usually due to eating too much beans

I'm racist against billionaires.

you might say being a billionaire isn't a race, but given that race science is 100% bs, I say why not?

so European nazis are better than African immigrant nazis?

did we just create a new layer of racism?

you say it as a joke, but look at the non extinct dinosaurs we have today,

most birds are indeed much more flamboyant than Jurassic park dinosaurs

feathers, more chonky, appropriate colours...

not just reptile dragon monsters

is it?

I mostly heard "breedable" in gay settings to refer to twinks.

we think it started with trump, but Reagan did so much illegal BS.

He should have spent the rest of his life in jail for trafficking cocaine

there's more to the story, like using the US military to traffic cocaine

those movies had strange superpowers.

memory erasing kisses.

Expanding superman cellophane sign.

...

ok, but can we make fun of old "skin wrapping" reconstructions?

because for most people, Jurassic park are still their standard version of dinosaur reconstitution.

he can't be too chunky due to gigantothermia, though he was probably as chunky as an elephant.

that's how we know Musk isn't a Nazi, Nazis could make rockets.

/s

(he is a nazi, just an incompetent one)

a lot of tax payer money just give byebye, mostly, part of it went straight into Musk's pocket

i thought Nazis were at least competent at making rockets.

I miss Reddit so some musky can tell me about how blowing up your spaceships is part of the engineering process and how this is good.

they were funny

lets face it, turning back time makes all of his other powers unnecessary.

zod attacks? hi back to yesterday and tell louis to put some kryptonite in their exact landing site and let the local law police take care of them.

A volcano blows up a city, go a week in the past and tell them to evacuate...

yhea, that movie ending was strange

I know the reference, but ever since they movie came out, we were all wondering how nonsensical it is