Anissem @ Anissem @lemmy.ml

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When you’re flogging every secretary with tonight’s cigar, it’s not surprising.

The Trump family name actually originated originally from the name Drumpf, stemming from the word drumpfinate, to excrete into a persons mouth from an elevated position, I have no idea what I’m talking about, goodnight.

As a kid I thought milk was cow pee, so please, do boil it

You have to take it out though

Lying in bed, debating if you have to pee bad enough to get up

You know that thing, when you’re walking through an isle in a store and each person tries to step aside and so ensues some of the most awkward moments? That.

Torturer

My inner child died of dysentery many moons ago

Sadly only took a second for chatGPT to produce this

#include

<iostream>

int main() { char procrastinated;

        cout << "Did you procrastinate? (y/n): ";
    cin >> procrastinated;
    
    if (procrastinated == 'y' || procrastinated == 'Y') {
        cout << "You procrastinated! Remember, study earlier next time to avoid the stress!" << endl;
    } else {
        cout << "Good job staying on track! Keep it up!" << endl;
    }
    
    return 0;

  

}

Absolutely no one is surprised

Thanks

See family

No pain, no gain.

Got rhabdomyolysis from working out too hard, that saying is crap.

RIP Chris.

Thanks man. Extra tough during the holidays since my family is a dumpster fire.

A black light would blind you in this room

Having reached my 40s, I’ve kind of given up on this sadly. With my work schedule and what it takes out of me, I’ve realized that I’m not that great of a friend anyhow. I can be flaky honestly. But there’s a hole inside of me that I’ve always wanted to fill with a friend, a real connection beyond typical friendship. I’m leaving that hole open but I’ve learned to avoid looking at it. Hope you find your friend.