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  • Broke my wrist by blocking a gigantic remote control car flying directly at me at 50 MPH and I was the person controlling it.

  • I’ve had instilled in me many bad traits. It’s been a constant battle to fight what for a long while, I thought was just me. Keep trying to be better. Bitterness and anger will slowly eat away at your soul.

  • I signed up for the 2 week trial of 2025 and I’d like to cancel please

  • Don’t worry, AI will save us

  • They should brand that fucker with the smoldering remains and parade them around town so we can all take turns peeing on them

  • Oh how the turntables…

  • What About Bob? is a great movie BTW.

  • “## I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

  • In their defense it’s a shit book full of lies and tomfoolery

  • Something like that

  • You just need to move on. Reddit had its time and place. I’m thankful for those early days I got to experience and so should you.

    "And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." - Hunter S. Thompson

  • My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

  • Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor

    George Carlin

    Mitch Hedberg

    Bill Burr

    Wanda Sykes

  • It’s the short hand version of Transexual. Tran-ny is what got censored.

  • Apparently now they’re even exploding when parked in front of run down hotels.

  • I had a small stroke looking at this

  • Yeah, I’ve been a annoyed by this a time or two as well