AngrilyEatingMuffins @ AngrilyEatingMuffins @kbin.social

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Stole this one from the Brit’s jokes about Rees-Mogg but it’s still good.

I’m fairly sure you know who Caesar was.

This is about fascists who want to dictate our sex lives but are blatantly in violation of their supposed norms. It’s not some rando getting a blowie.

What do you use to do this? I used to use privacy but I heard there are issues.

No. Icefrog was the assistant dev. Guinsoo was the main dev and left dota to start LoL, leaving icefrog in charge of the project.

RIP David Graeber

I really liked Kath and Kim but are you telling me that their depiction of the average Australian is correct? yikes.

most of the quests were pretty lackluster, honestly. It was an interesting game. I put quite a bit of time into it but Phantom Liberty dropping pretty much killed my interest in finishing it. I know that's sort of a cliche statement at this point but it's true. I was on the last mission when PL finished downloading and I turned off Starfield and am about to uninstall it and never touch it again.

I'm from the states and I'm not trying to be a dick but Australians think of their country as a player in the great games of statehood? Like... how? Is it because y'all speak English, too? Because America has that spy base in the middle of y'all's desert?

There are more than a few cities that have a higher population than your entire country.

"isn't critical to any plants humans rely on"

that's so fucking dumb. so, so, so, so, so fucking dumb.

Fascists like you, who mythologize conflict, the past, and suffering.

Have fun opposing your own rights in the face of ascendant fascism! Enjoy being unable to revolt!

Fucking Brits, man.

Nice!

You’re defending the fact that every right can be stripped away from you because I have rights that are difficult to strip. The second amendment is exactly why, while having more and deeper committed fascists, AND starting earlier, we are not as far along as y’all.

Jesus y’all have been so propagandized that you think the right to defend yourself from government overreach is a bad thing. You should do some more research.

Israel is a genocidal, white supremacist apartheid state. They have shown multiple times that they have no interest in peace and only in subjugation. The country needs to be dismantled and a single state solution enacted.

German efficiency is such an obnoxious myth

I used perplexity to find some more ancient fart jokes

One example of an ancient fart joke can be found in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. In the Miller’s Tale, two characters, Nicholas and Absalom, are competing for the same girl. Nicholas decides to humiliate his rival by waiting at the window for Absalom to beckon the girl. Just when he does, Nicholas lets out a fart with a noise as loud as a clap of thunder, almost overcoming Absalom with its force.

Another example from classical times appeared in "Apocolocyntosis" or "The Pumpkinification of Claudius," a satire attributed to Seneca on the late Roman emperor. In this text, a character named Nicholas lets out a fart as great as a thunderclap, which almost blinds the person struck by it.

The medieval Latin joke book "Facetiae" by Poggio Bracciolini also includes six tales about farting, although the specific jokes are not detailed in the search results

Thanks!