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AnUnusualRelic
AnUnusualRelic @ AnUnusualRelic @lemmy.world
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Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 after passing budget evaluation

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  • Would you rather die in your sleep? Or with your balls crushed?

    • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • I thought US people didn't have any ID.

    • Common British L

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  • Water, mostly.

    • Warhammer 40,000 Maker Games Workshop Is Doing So Well It’s Giving $27 Million to Its Staff

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  • Heretic!

    • Stranger things vibes

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  • Angry British noises.

    • Is 8GB a lot? Depends on the context.

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  • The first one I used was 5MB. The OS on the machine (a CP/M version) didn't know how to handle it, so it was partitioned as lots and lots of floppies. Not very useful.

    • How Times Change...

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  • Irix is missing. It was quite cool at the time. (Well, its desktop was).

    • ‘Avengers’ Delayed: Marvel Pushes ‘Doomsday’ and ‘Secret Wars’ to December 2026 and 2027

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  • But that would be more than six months without a Marvel superhero film. How will the world even cope? Those are really the end times.

    • Punctuation

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  • Profile fucking picture

    • Microsoft bans words like "Palestine", "Gaza" and "Genocide" in all company emails and fires the employee who protested Microsoft during event.

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  • "It's like there's been a genocide on our sales in Gaza (Palestine)!"

    What?

    • Why is it so hard to buy the same toothbrush twice?

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  • I fully expected someone to chime in with some variant of "you should make your own shoes anyway, it's trivial with a dead badger and a bottle cork and two pieces of string... kids these day don't know anything no more!".

    • Historical context matters

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  • You're never too ready, that's what I say.

    • hurts less than getting eaten by a coyote

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  • So, now you're starving coyotes?

    • Some people have it worse

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  • You dug your bed, now lie in it ?

    • Wifi adapter linux issue pls help (joke)

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  • Because it would be the rational thing to do.

    • If you do, why do you believe in God?

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  • "What is the nature of god that people believe in" instead of "why people believe in

    <whatever they believe in>

    ". The nature of what they believe wasn't relevant to the question.

    • HELP

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  • I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George!

    • $80 for Borderlands 4 too costly? Randy Pitchford says, "If you're a real fan, you'll find a way to make it happen"

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  • I thought Borderlands was lots of fun, but not four games (for now) and a movie (for now) worth of fun. Even two games was pushing it a bit. You can only stretch things out so much.

    • At least we're not mixing in letters

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  • The first clocks didn't have a minute hand though.

    • At least we're not mixing in letters

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  • It's useless in the jungle, as you can't see the sun.