I understand the 5d chess level of humor on display here and have done my official duty to downvote the REAL people who got whooshed here. Outstanding work.
I already can imagine the number of meetings had over weeks and months agonizing every name change and referencing focus groups etc with a bunch of people talking about numbers etc, gross.
My brain isn't working? The pole was installed and ground receded 9 meters over the years? How far into the ground was the pole driven in the beginning?