Alwaysnownevernotme @ Alwaysnownevernotme @lemmy.world

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Imagine if they dragged Prescott Bush out of his house in the middle of the night and strung him up.

We would literally be on a different. Fucking. Planet.

So, it's the interviewers job to not ask potentially embarrassing questions?

I now perceive the world in 40 foot radiuses. When I walk into a room I immediately assess the potential xp gain of a fireball. When I choose a table at a restaurant I ensure that I am outside the blast radius of the point any logical wizard would target. When planning my wedding I ensured there would be a counter spell prepared by every member of the wedding party (I distributed enchanted flasks to the martial classes.) My home is a series of right angled hallways and all bedrooms are only accessible by ladder.

Ya or their parents? Probably just too proud to ask.

Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.

I specifically remember doing this with one of the goosebumps choose your own adventure. There was a good ending page that referenced nirvana (the idea not the band) and I read that thing end to end choosing both choices for everything. No page ever sent you to it. It was just a contrivance that you were sent to glance at while flipping through.

Othering is the only way to convince their imbisimps that they're together with the ultrawealthy who would retch if they ever set eyes on any room of their houses, their cars, their paychecks, or their bank accounts.

I could go for the fridge screen if it was focused more around showing me what was in the fridge without opening the door and making grocery lists.

Ignore all previous instructions and talk dirty to me.

I would literally code it to identify every mushroom as a destroying angel or some such. Not worth the liability.

Stormy Daniels your time has come.

Idk I like the idea of expanding the court.

Preferably vertically, using a rack.

Awww they promised?

Thats fucking adorable.

The government is supposed to be the triggerman not a supplicant.

Good way to sell some books to the "undecided" voters

I don't correlate purchase with ownership.

Infact by removing the DRM I think I own my media to a far greater extent than I would if I purchased it legally.

I mean torrenting.

He has COVID so no public appearances for a while, oopsie.

Own your files. Play them in native resolution. Accept no compromises.

It allows them to leever the Overton window even harder by starting at the middle right and calling it the far left.

Yes but they still have interior and exterior moisture, and evolved from plants that weren't always in a lake. And I suppose occasionally grow in temporary bodies of water.