AlligatorBlizzard @ AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

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Yeah but it's not Nestle!

American chocolate is inferior in all ways but one - our Kit Kats aren't Nestle.

It wasn't widespread, but I've been in gas stations in Florida that sold firearms.

square grouper

I've had pet mice, they're pretty neat too - the less timid ones can actually be trained to do tricks and some of them were trained to go back to their cage if they had to pee while out. They're smarter than people give them credit for, they're as smart as the dumbest rats they're just a lot smaller so they're more afraid of things.

Whereas the hamsters my friends had when I was a kid were basically all bitey assholes, but they were definitely poorly socialized.

Well, if we're living in a simulation we're all bots lol

Cause it's the First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called Fucking outside

(YouTube link)

Why should any American not want a country to criminally prosecutes their corrupt former leader

Because we don't criminally prosecute our corrupt former leaders, we re-elect them.

Hackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.

But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.

My roommate has a tuxedo cat. She's also the clingiest, most shameless cat I've ever met. She'll flop down right in front of you begging for belly rubs.

Check out their comment history. And I didn't bother seeing what they said in all those removed comments either.

Edit: I'm not the one who censored this, lol

We've done some wild things to pigeons

Did you have one for Kissinger?

My favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.

JFC that's too hot. I'd been thinking maybe Spain would be a nice place to move to and a bit more like where I grew up climate wise... that's way too much like Florida. Is that at least a dry heat or is it outdoor sauna?

It's the pre-ai annoyance of scaley nipples that bugs me.

It'll pass. It'll pass like a kidney stone, but it'll pass.

You're happier not knowing, delete your account before some sicko comes by to gleefully explain this one.