AllNewTypeFace @ AllNewTypeFace @leminal.space

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Half-“boy” sounds like one of those woke gender identities that will get you shadowbanned on Xitter.

It’s like amputating a healthy limb to lose weight

Because fuck you, that’s why

Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

This has a strong Pope-suspected-of-Catholicism energy about it.

Much of “AI” is labour arbitrage, delegating the work to workers in countries with lower wages and weaker labour protections while pretending that the machine that interposes between them is doing it. There’s a joke that AI stands for “absent Indians”.

The rat seems to be their equivalent totem to the raccoon/opossum

I’m guessing they’re an old married couple who do this kind of thing all the time.

And yet it didn’t occur to her that Satan could possess inanimate objects?

Surely by then he can just inherit the title as next in line. Th RNC (run by a family member) will suggest it, the R-dominated Congress will pass it, and the Supreme Court will rule 7-2 that that is perfectly constitutional because there are no wookies on Endor there’s nothing in the constitution against it (and the parts that look like they rule it out actually refer to something much narrower and more esoteric).

Perhaps the solution would be a genetically engineered yeast that secretes theobromine and can be grown in vats anywhere. In a decade or two, that may be the only economically viable source of chocolate, and a few decades later, there may be nobody left who remembers the difference.

Lua doesn’t do zero, in case its users find the concept confusing

The next three generations of their families may be headed to the gulags, as is the practice for “enemies of the people”

You know how spiders crawl into your mouth while you sleep? Well…

And nothing of value was lost

Do Hong Kong universities have mandatory units in Marxism/Xi Jinping Thought as they do on the mainland?

New Pocket: now with blockchain and AI.

Goths are goths, but them wearing identical logo T-shirts looks like some kind of cult.

Make sure you don’t have this app installed if passing through US Immigration.

The executions will continue until competence improves