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  • Iโ€™m off to the market. Does anyone have any requests?

  • So apparently thereโ€™s โ€œcrumpet toastโ€. With butterscotch chips in it.

    I just made some, and itโ€™s the business

  • Daylesford was cold as hell, but I lived

  • I survived work. Must make tea

  • Nothing, today's just an incoherent scream day

  • I have so many questions, but am afraid to ask any

  • But I donโ€™t WANT to go out in the rain

  • They sold an impressive variety of flavoured air, if so. I counted...fifteen?

  • Impeccably dressed toddler has matched the tractors on his gumboots to the tractor on his jumper, and matched both to the exact shade of yellow on his bucket hat.

    Mum says he chose it himself. If so, kid's got style!

  • Not even. These are seemingly sugar free!

    I get why - allergy free offerings are good - but the absurdity tickles me

  • The donut festival has a stall where all the offerings are missing essential attributes of donut.

    No sugar, no dairy, no gluten, no YEAST, no...basically, no donut

  • I feel like Iโ€™ve lazed in bed enough

  • Iโ€™m so impressed that you cross dimensions for us