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  • Work complete. Onward to babysitting

  • Okay, okay, I’m up, I’m up

  • Gnocchi is pretty outstanding comfort food

  • chorus of fat, heavenly angels intensifies

  • “Leave me AWONE 😡”

    Aren’t they great?

  • You need to look up what they’re like as babies. “Antisocial dandelion” is a good start

  • Nah. 20 bucks at Big W. Runners don’t last me long anyway because my gait is weird, so if I’m going to experiment with styles I go cheap. I go more upmarket once I’m sure the style suits me and I won’t destroy canvas shoes in six weeks!

  • The embiggening appears to have worked. I think my feet look quite fetching.

    I’ll now be wearing them until bedtime just to make sure they settle in to the peculiarities of my feet

  • Among my recent purchases is a pair of canvas high tops. Because why the fuck not.

    The process of stretching them slightly to get the fit just right - they ARE the right size, but feel just a smidge too small at the heels - is ongoing. I have stuffed…about four pairs of bundled up socks in these sneakers?

  • I’m off to the market. Yaaaay

  • Stir fry made and portioned ✅

    Roach traps down ✅

  • Washing done ✅

    Risotto made and ready to be portioned ✅

    Dishwasher unstacked ✅

  • There’s a clip of Tolkien himself reading the Pellenor Fields scene, and it is 👌

  • Gym accomplished.

    I require sustenance, and then will embark on a day of domesticity. I have

    • washing to do
    • dishwasher to unstack, then reload and run as needed through day
    • mushroom risotto to make. Some for the week, some for the freezer
    • Thai basil chicken stir fry to make. Some for the week, some for the freezer
    • pots, airfryer components, knives chopping boards etc to scrub, disinfect and give suitable TLC.
    • Chook’s cage to clean and rearrange
    • Cockroach baits to put down. I do not, as far as I know, have cockroaches…but someone else on my floor does. Proactive de-roaching?

    It will be productive, but the nice/chill kind of productive

  • Hey hey, I’m off to the gym

  • The company wishes to inform me I have survived rate review.

    They've given me a box of treats

  • You're a lovely man even when you're not smiling, and you've come SO far since the "stupidity" you're now paying for.

    Chin up, hey? You're going to outlast it