AgentOrangesicle @ AgentOrangesicle @lemmy.world

I'm a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a

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Better than most doomsday scenarios, isn't it?

Yeah, but I don't drink 16 pumpkin spice lattes in one sitting.

Oh, ew! Why would it cost more than a dollar more than Pabst? You're not in the Northwest are you? I assure you there are fantastic ones that are palatable to any palate and don't cost a fortune

It's DiGiorno.

OH, SNAP!

Due to a genetic change in salmonella, beef stroganoff has decimated the world population since you were last online. It's still really tasty, though.

Spoken like someone from the era where every human aspect of existence is commodified whether or not it is lawful or ethical.

I've tried this play on words with like 5 different people and it never gets a rise out of anyone. People have turned into unfeeling automatons.

I loathe all people, but you're okay, I guess.

Yeah, I would already be tuned to NPR, and it would be turned down slightly in order to concentrate on reckless driving.

It's just Safety Data Sheet now. Calling them Materials was dehumanizing.

I'm a compressed gas.

Suggestions for a wine pairing?

I suppose I would pronounce it like, "Giff".

I looked into it after listening to the largely emotional arguments. It's mostly ship strikes and likely nothing to do with wind turbines or surveying for building wind turbines. The goal, of course, is to raise controversy and impede progress on wind farms and not to save the whales.

I'd like to allege that you fuck pandas.

Hey, someone's got to work the acid mines.

You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

So if I'm wearing an Arduino to power some LED's for cosplay, how often do I have to get struck by lightning to keep it going?

skeld@lemmy.world did the math below. It's a little impractical, particularly for Tesla to engineer.