And literally anything is a fish if you try hard enough

They said it was sharp, not uh, the opposite of brittle

Woe, Tolerance Paradox be upon ye.

You know I feel a lot better about life now that I have a pair of fire extinguishers mounted on the wall within arms reach most of my day.

slow down to stop at traffic signal

car explodes like in speed

My personal take on the cybertruck is that it actually looks rad as hell but Elon is a psycho and it's a terrible vehicle.

I've heard so many horror stories about getting tesla repaired.

I should be able to copyright my DNA so they can't use it without paying me royalties.

If Lays can bother potato farmers in africa about it I should be able to own an organism too (myself)

Will it suck less than the current implementation of Shadowplay that detects every app under the sun as a "Game" and doesn't actually work on my actual games anymore :')

Remember: Infinite growth is not sustainable in any natural system!

Honestly, I'd be super stoked if we could just get rid of all the actual serious defects, just, whack a few moles that really super suck for anyone who gets the short end of the genealogical stick.

And by that I mean like

• Huntington's Disease
• Early onset and regular non early onset Arthritis
• My entire family bloodline is prone to heart issues/cancer type beat
• Crohn's

Didn't even get Ohio, fuck.

I wish I could murder engagement driven design with a hammer.

Every app gets like, 1 chance to have useful notifications, if most of them are trash I just disable its ability to send notifications.

(It probably was I read this story over 10 years ago)

There's a story called "Time Safari" that ends in a dude just straight up killing another dude. This was in a kid's literature book.

Also I think Casque of Amontillado is funny.

I don't think it's unreasonable for someone not super experienced in truck driving to assume the vehicle will be able to drive on most roads. I feel like there's a lot of "Person blindsided by uncommon hazard gets laughed at" around.

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All ten of them

Because the fascist fuckwads would be run out of town on a rail.

It turns out old.lemmy.world doesn't have it lmao.

I hate the newer style look so uh, yeah.