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Absolutemehperson @ Absolutemehperson @lemmy.world
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Fresh vacuum lines im told are like an aphrodisiac.

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  • Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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  • m'lady

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  • ITT: Triggered americans.

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  • Idk about you but I'm not letting Boris anywhere near my dong.

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  • You know OP is the kind of guy who's just itching to say his IQ.

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  • Just spray it with water!

    • Oh balls

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  • This thread is getting less comfortable every comment.

    • It was Donkey Kong Country (SNES) for me

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  • People don't even remember that anymore. He's infamous for loss to zoomers, his noncing blew over.

    • It was Donkey Kong Country (SNES) for me

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  • badger badger badger badger badger badger!

    mushroom mushroom!

    • It was Donkey Kong Country (SNES) for me

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  • B^U is still around?

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  • Wholesome.

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  • Feel free to reverse the genders & post this on twitter then. Getting banned from the internet speedrun any%

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  • I mean, yours is objectively funnier aswell. This one falls pretty flat.

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  • 5th time this month? Isn't Tom Cruise taking his jet to New York daily for the coffee?

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  • men bad gib upvotes ty

    • Umm, awkwaaaaard!

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  • Can't even crack a dumb joke I guess, smh you guys.

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  • This guy AITA's.

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    1. Hit the lawyer
    2. Gym up

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  • NTA. Your story, your rules.

    • We're really just electric horny meat bags.

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  • Fuck yeah spread it