AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

I am not a velociraptor

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Yes. Yes it is. It's a xenophobic and racist government you have there. Of course talking against it is a deportable offense. They don't want you there, and they will do whatever in their hands to kick you out from the country.

Magastan is not a democracy anymore, it's becoming Russia v2.0

I wish we lived in a world where we asked ourselves if this is something he really said.

Instead we live in a world where we ask ourselves if this is a meme.

My point, sadly.

We're already seeing ads in infotainment systems that cover the whole screen every time the car stops; a system this stupid to open a door, coming from Ketamine Karen, is not so improbable.

Also, no offense taken :)

No, no. It's just that this article is focused on the first one. When the fuck up is so big, you need to break it down to smaller bits to understand it better.

Issue here is I'm not sure I recognize where the sarcasm is. This description of the door functioning system looks plausible to me when we talk about a Swastikar.

Took his sweet time to realize he could put +100% tariffs.

It's fine tho, we'll sell our high quality liquors to other markets. See? The problem with putting tariffs to the whole world is that the whole world answers in kind. But only against you, wno started the tariffs. We can sell our liquors to Asia, to Canada or to Australia just fine. But your whiskey is right now nuclear waste; nobody wants it.

The swastikar goes from 0 to 1939 in 4 seconds. When the ad says that, it means it. Complete nazi experience. Ovens included.

"We have abolished slavery!!!"

If you can say this in Magastan with a straight face, you are either dumb as a rock or a fascist slaver.

They what!?

How can they end such a nice initiative? What was the problem with secret santa?

Pity they released him so fast. Idiots like this are part of the reason the whole world is now suffering the turd presidency, so no amount of schadenfraude will be enough when it comes to them.

But McMaster denied the clemency plea. No governor has ever commuted a death sentence in the state

Just admit that you are a sadistic piece of shit living in a sadistic shithole and that it's not about justice but about revenge and cruelty.

So much for the "true christians"... It's sad that hell doesn't exist. You all would be rotting there for eternity.

I am starting to consider seriously that he might be mentally challenged or showing signs of neuronal decline due to age and other conditions.

Awesome! For what I've heard, living near a Magastan consulate is a major pain. Checkpoints everywhere, military pressence, you can't take pics near the area...

I've been doing that for years. And I'm trying to make my friends see how these things are bad for them even if they don't pirate.

But then, Nintendo releases a new Pokemon and everyone goes "eh, I know that Nintendo is the worst, and I know they are harming the industry... but I can't skip this pokemon game!".

Nintendo customers suffer from a big case of Stockholm syndrome and nobody can't convince me of the opposite.

They are probably highly understaffed. Also underfunded, and working on yearly releases.

There is reason for this: either greed or incompetence. Or both. There is no reason for game freak to keep their studio so small if not to save money or because they can't manage more people. They have the most profitable IP in the world, it can't be a lack of funds.

Not only. BotW was a wiiu title too, so it had to be made considering the limits of wiiu!

Something selling in the tens of thousands of millions at every release has zero reason to do better.

If any, it has all the reasons to find the lowest point in which they keep selling that much so they can cut effort as much as possible while maintaining the income.

Tis is gonna be one of the most delicious schadenfraude of all. They think they are safe, but soon enough they are going to discover how important is being a white straight able-bodied male for these fascists. And how unimportant they are outside of a bedroom or a kitchen.

Well, unless you have a way to check that every single user on the internet is not a velociraptor, it's not a given.

I just like being clear about myself.

(It's also very annoying when people keep calling you velociraptor just because they saw jurassic park and think they know how a velociraptor looks like)

"In free countries, like the United States is, leaders don't get to pick who covers them day in and day out"

I love how lately, we need to clarify that the US is a free country, as if it wasn't a given.