I didn't say hardware accelerated virtualization on qemu was slow. In fact, it's one of the best performing hypervisors out there. When used as an emulator, however, its performance leaves something to be desired.
Qemu is an emulator designed to allow you to run software for one architecture on another, much like Rosetta does. Qemu has gained the ability to run native virtual machines using hardware virtualization, which it does astonishingly well, but its original purpose is emulation. In terms of quickness, though, more modern offerings run circles around it
(It accomplishes this by "cheating" and turning on a feature only found in Apple Silicon that make concurrent memory access rules more similar to x86, but still)
We are talking about sentient, possibly anthropomorphic foxes. Do you think science applies here, especially with regard to how old they typically get?
I would argue the point that installing in dual boot is any more complicated than a clean install, especially given the state of modern Linux installers
please do not put your actual installed system (read/write) on a flash drive. linux will let you. it will happily install to the flash drive and it will happily boot up. it will let you log in after just a few minutes. plus ten seconds every time you click something.
please don't use flash drives for anything other than installation media unless you're using a distro that's specifically designed to be installed portably and doesn't do a ton of disk I/O.
"ah nuts, well nothing for it, best just give ourselves willingly over to our google overlords when the time comes"
for real? you're not even gonna try?