ASeriesOfPoorChoices @ ASeriesOfPoorChoices @lemmy.world

When faced with a series of unfortunate events, I make a series of poor cho

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how DARE our users interact with each other! BAN THEM!

I am ashamed I was amused by the users submitting content to Lemmy. Obviously, lighthearted interaction based on jokes and frivolity is inappropriate.

all my children are binary.

with a positronic brain.

THAT'S HIS OPINION. Don't attack someone else's beliefs, bro.

Lemmy is still so starved for content that stories get posted where they shouldn't, and submissions are still dominated by a handful of accounts.

(you're right)

it's a world-turvy topsy!

you may be an idiot, but that guy is having a stroke. In his heart or penis, I'm not sure which.

also, the shit TP goes in the trash as well, in most of the world.

(Yes, most of the world doesn't have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there's you and I with our... wetworks.

Me, I'm calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.

bidet would be... NG.

Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that's LG.

checks *

~225km/h is pretty fucking fast. Damn.

okay! 👍😄

oh no! I had it coming! I got called nasty names because it's what I deserved and now my entire self worth is shattered!

😂 fuck me, you're pathetic. 🤦‍♂️

keep wiping until you draw a white ace.

thirsts in Shaxs & T'ana *

semi-regularly in summer. It's fairly refreshing.

I briefly added fruit, ala 1950s, but I prefer without. Occasionally with wHipped cream, but that takes effort since I don't like the garbage that the spray cans create. (whipped cream, sugar and an electric mixer).

1 box makes ~750ml / "one fifth", which is enough for 3 snacks, imo.

The issue is the amount of sugar in them (and the whipped cream). Using sugar-free versions is good.

Using a whipped cream maker, with NO2 canisters for some calorie-free sweetness, is nice.

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death. Here is a quick text about GNU/Linux:

"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!"

Understood? No? Here then:

"I installed Linux and the feeling of freedom and privacy hit me so hard that I immediately began committing crimes, knowing that the FBI could never track me. Piracy, sexual assault, trademark infringement, petty larceny, tax fraud, you name it. I also own several fully automatic firearms even though I live in the state of California, but it doesn't matter. Ever since I removed Windows 10 from my computer and replaced it with Arch Linux, and began using a PinePhone as my daily driver phone, police can't even stop me in traffic. Windows may have a lot of video games, but the benefits of Linux should not be understated."

that's the wrong kind of Weird Al :(

I prefer Frank's 2000" TV.

no.

lol.

🙄

they're fully onboard... because they're dumb as shit.

they're not literally mindless, but they're as close as they can practically get to it while still being sheep for orange fuckers.

and what, only 600,000 allowed into heaven?