ASDraptor @ ASDraptor @lemmy.autism.place

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Vance Vs Walz comparison: One has yet to prove he didn't fuck a couch. The other is still asking for that proof.

Twitter made a great job with the paid blue check. It's so much easier now to detect an idiot just by looking if they have a paid blue check. In Reddit it will be the same. If someone joins a paid sub, you can already say they are an idiot.

No, please we have enough weirdos already here, can you keep yours to yourselves?

499.999.990

Remember that you got your $10 gift card for Uber eats.

There were "people with the gay" parodying it. People with the gay!!! You know? WITH THE GAY!!!

You're right. Christofascists are not only Americans.

This is not about you, but about them. It's not that you need a subscription. It's that they need you to have a subscription.

You mean it's not yet at its historical low?

You and I. What nobody was expecting is that Trump picked such a bad VP that it would ruin his race this bad.

As long as your couch is not the same sex as you are...

I agree. But I'm not sure it's possible to have enough tax auditors to combat something that is so prevalent in my country.

I do. But so what? Since they are small businesses we should let them evade taxes? Tax evasion is a problem, and I agree we should go against all those billionaires, but that doesn't mean we should ignore the smaller evaders.

This is all perfect when you live in a responsible country where people pay their taxes. Instead, when you live in a place where paying your taxes is seen as something stupid, the less cash, the less space for tax evaders.

I loved it when COVID came and the government started giving all these businesses owners (bars, hairdressers, etc) a subside based on the profits they declared the year before COVID and they all went mad because they were getting 600€/month (which, ironically is the amount they declared to have earned monthly the year before COVID).

And yet, you're the one asking to be sucked by another man... Hmmm

"After tens of thousands of murders, many of which were women, elder and children, I realized that maybe we weren't in Gaza to defend ourselves"

No, fuck you.

FUCK

YOU

You fucking deserve all the nightmares and all the PTSD you'll get from this. 1 day there should have been enough to realize you were being part of an ethnic cleanse. In fact, you should have ended your reserve duty before going there.

You don't deserve my pity or my understanding, you deserve to live with your burden for being a fucking genocide helper.

I just came back from my IT department right now. I had to change my laptop battery and it took 1.30h to do it. The battery itself is extremely easy to replace. Open the lid, remove the old one and insert the new one. That's it, right? You wish. My laptop bios is not compatible with this battery because it's the 2.0 version, so I had to update it. But of course bitlocker didn't agree with that. So I had to go bother them to update my bios, then restore the computer accepting that both bios and battery were safe, restart once more and check that it was all right.

I could have done all that by myself but I lack the permissions.

HE is training it? Oh boy... Expect absolute meltdowns every time you call it for the right wrong name or tell it it's wrong in its statement.

I can't but agree. 3k is more than enough to pay even for home stuff. You can buy plenty of things under 3k in a single purchase. And if you're willing to buy further than that, then I'm sorry but you'll need to put society first. If you're willing to buy full cash a house, I'm gonna think you're money laundering and you can go fuck yourself.

Not the women who were on the fence of voting for Trump but the fence of not voting.

Stick a small piece of paper under the mouse of a colleague, covering the laser sensor and watch them go crazy trying to figure why the mouse doesn't work. Bonus point of the paper is the same colour as the mouse and it's hard to see.