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  • This actually happened to me. I spent the whole day imagining how blue my ass was, too distracted to truly enjoy myself. Obviously I told everyone because I also thought it was funny but.... UGH

  • Imagine being the first one to use a fresh porta potty. No smell, other than that blue chemical water down at the bottom. It's so damn clean.

    "Great!" you exclaim with excitement. So you sit down on that smooth dry toilet seat and, relaxing, a tremendous donker just falls right out of you.

    The mass is too great. The distance. The speed and acceleration. It isn't even a second of time, but you know. You know.

    GaTHUNK

    A cold blue kiss races towards the moon. A moon so relaxed the single crater yawns beckoningly wide. The kiss forms into a dull spear, racing towards the darkened maw. It enters beyond the shadow. Fully into the heavenly body. Cold meets heat.

    You yelp in shock. There is cold artificially blue water deep in your butthole. The sudden tension passes and as your muscles relax again, some of that cold drains back down to earth. A light shower.

    You were looking forward to this festival all year and you spend the entire time distractedly thinking in shame about how something so fortuitous turned to disaster in moments. You didn't bring a change of underwear. Why would you?

  • Check it out: https://github.com/recloudstream/cloudstream "Android app for streaming and downloading media."

    • AdFree, No ads whatsoever
    • No tracking/analytics
    • Bookmarks
    • Phone and TV support
    • Chromecast
    • Extension system for personal customization

    It's basically like Kodi, xbmc, popcorn time, etc

    Nice ui as well

  • Chiming in that editing with proxies, while potentially cumbersome, is pretty standard. Feature films and TV shows are often edited in 720p for that exact reason. ProRes or h.264, depending on your needs and capabilities. Final renders are just a matter of turning the proxies off.

    I dabbled in kdenlive for half a day while looking for something my nephew could use for a school project. Didn't realize the lack of hardware acceleration until this thread. Still, it's a great piece of software and I'm looking forward to watching it develop further