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  • I forgot about that one. Classic -er, I mean, Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton?

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  • Joke’s on you; I don’t speak English.

  • Luden’s cherry cough drops for me. I can eat them like candy, and honestly they probably are.

  • Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

    E: for the record, these are both lines from the same scene in the film Office Space

  • This was done really we’ll.

  • Buy top of the line gaming rig

    Only check email

  • At first I read that as applewood pallets and was like, (1) why they using such wood for pallets, and (2) I sure as hell hope they were clean.

    These look like they were amaze.

  • When you absolutely need something to work presicely once between the day you buy it and the day you’re late for jury duty.

  • Not sure what I’m going to do without the China Lake and El Mirage Yacht Clubs.

  • A few moments later…

  • I wonder what it is that drives that hate.

    Social pressure; an Orwellian Two Minutes of Hate.

  • You’re right, and I was little ambiguous and unclear what I meant by formality.

    By formality, I was suggesting that the US government spends a lot of time hand wringing about the budget, delaying for compromises, and then exceeds the budget anyway in certain areas.

  • They intentionally hold it hostage for compromises on other things we don’t actually want.

    The budget is probably more a formality anyway.

  • I brought you into this world, so I can take you out of it! GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

  • Worked at a business which offered reduced pricing for kids. Front desk was trained in the habit of asking, not how old the kids were (because parents had trained them to give the age under the pricing shelf), but “what grade are you in this year”?

    Not having prepared for that particular question, the kids would always answer honestly, and we could derive their age and charge accordingly.

  • I had a friend in high school who had an amazing sound system. He was deaf.

    I asked him and he explained that he could feel many of the sounds. So while he couldn’t hear the finest details, there was a lot he could make out.