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After receiving an upvote it should get exponentially harder to give more. Like votes 1-10 you have to double click; 10-20 triple click... At 100 you have to do a captcha. Just keep adding obstacles.

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  • Do you agree with me? Blink once for yes, twice for no.

    • If a word can have as many meanings as we assign to it; can we assign every meaning to one word?

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  • Sweeeet

    • Is this romantic or a red flag?

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  • Absolutely insane.

    Just get a tattoo of their name like the rest of us.

    • What if people pronounced the word TWO without the silent W?

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  • Greeks, pthank you!

    • What if people pronounced the word TWO without the silent W?

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  • Wait until you learn about words starting with a silent p, like pterodactyl and ptoilet.

    • I've just discovered that moldy cheese tastes like what dirt/soil smells like

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  • Gimme some Stilton all day.

    • If you could broadcast one song into everyone's mind, with them feeling the same emotions as you, what would it be?

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  • Welcome my son,

    welcome, to the machine.

    Where have you been?

    It’s alright, we know where you’ve been.

    Welcome to the Machine, Pink Floyd

    • Do you actually know anyone who used the American Discovery Trail?

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    • Anon questions our energy sector

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  • Step 3: ???

    Step 4: Profit.

    • We're not going to terraform Mars, but we're doing a good job of venusforming Earth.

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  • I can’t wait to see the shareholder value.

    • China's president will inaugurate a megaport in Peru, but locals say they're left out

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  • Worse. Willing to bet this port came with infrastructure money and a guarantee that if the Peruvians don’t pay the Chinese seize the port, becoming de facto sovereign territory.

    • What would 10 year old you be the most surprised about you now?

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  • Never thought I’d spend as much on the wool socks I have… yet here I am.

    • Amazon pulls the plug on Freevee, its free ad-supported streaming service

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  • For good reason. It’s basically a speed run of enshittification from day-one.

    • Can I install Linux on this?

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  • Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • With AI generated crypto rewards

    • What are your jokes for younger children?

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  • The Spanish Inquisition!

    • Houses in my area increases 82% in just 4 years

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  • If your circumstances change, you can make a lateral move and invest the net profit in an index fund.

    • New $6-billion Arctic radar will track incoming missiles, says Canadian military

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  • Only the first missile.

    • What insulting words or phrases have you heard americans being called ?

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  • What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Trilingual.

    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual.

    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    • We might be living the final moments of not being terrified what the US President is going to do

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  • Don’t underestimate their tactic. For the republican presidential campaign, they will recognize only one of two outcomes: victory, or election tampering/fraud/manipulation. And, the wider the margin of win, the stronger the rhetoric will be.