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  • Good thing I’m not allergic to shellfish. A nice prawny Tom Yum please.

  • Why bother with underpants? Moon the sun, get melanoma of the bum.

  • Oops. I could perhaps have worded that better.

  • I still have the other one if you’re in the market for used socks 😹

  • Nooooo! Not the cheese

  • Farewell beloved Le Chat Noir socks. Hello upleveled cat ball.

  • A stuffed croissant and some hayfever pills thanks

  • Also thunderstorm pressure headache hell. Delightful.

  • I’m guessing a cat nom

  • Oh it is craycray, but I wouldn’t eat any cray out of that river!

  • Medial vowel shift probably

  • I know they exist but have never used them. I do have a fabulous 70s cook book called the Other Half of the Egg. It’s set up for just whites or yolks, and how many. Like ok, I baked a pav, what can I do with 6 yolks?

  • Killing bamboo is a highly marketable skill. You should start a side gig.

  • I love corn fritters! And big batches are necessary, eggs don’t come in halves or quarters.

  • What? Pet bond isn’t a thing.

  • I’ve had some success with onion & chilli brew with a drop of dish detergent. It doesn’t keep well though.