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Yeah, he's just a fun guy. It's not like he tried to stop a fair election from being certified and help install a dictator. He's just a harmless goof. Haha, he was just wandering around the capital. Let's have a beer! What a riot.

This is what happens when you pander to extremists, donnie. You now have the choice of pissing off the nutjobs by trying to appeal to the moderates, or you can double down on the nutjobs. You lose either way.

You know what else is childless? All the couches he's been humping. What a hypocrite. Sheesh.

Does JD fuck couches? A lot of people are saying it. The best people. They keep saying it so there must be some truth to it. Just the other day I asked him so you prefer leather, right? It's so smooth. It's durable. It's perfect! He looked me dead in the eye and said, "polyester". It's so rough though! That's why he needs the glove!

If Trump says X is a lie, you can assume it's true. This is an absolute.

Didn't he just say the other day that he wanted to debate her multiple times? Don't tell us that was a weak ass lie Donnie! (We already know it was).

He chose Pence and Vance because their names have 5 letters just like his and they're symmetrical on campaign signs. I don't think there's any deeper logic. He doesn't care who it is as long as they're "loyal" and will help potentially steal an election.

Eh, whether he wrote about it in his book or not he totally has the look of a couch humper. I would also guess he likes to pee in the bathtub. I mean just look at him.

No, they just need to be about 1% ahead in each of the the seven or eight swing states.

Does anyone like this guy?

I don't know what percentage of women have chosen to be childless, but this creepy ass motherfucker is acting like we're in the third act in a horror film. No children? By jove, you don't even deserve to exist! And I will set my insurrectionist goons on you... soon...

I don't follow the right wing grifter blog sphere at all, but I've already seen at least a half dozen Ben Shapiro types already call her a DEI hire. They will not be able to help themselves, because racism is one of the core pillars of the modern Republican mindset.

"If we can't win legitimately, we'll just have to take control through violence" is the mantra of those who know they are about to get beaten down in a fair election.

Deal with it, bitches. The fact that every right winger is repeating the coup talking point tells you everything you need to know. They are in absolute panic mode.

Are you auditioning for the Olympic Mental Gymnastics team or something? He lied. The end.

I think he chose both of them because their names have 5 letters and the simple symmetry of them matching his name in length is soothing for a moron like Trump.

Do over! Do over! Mommy they cheated! Mommmmmmy!

Oh no, it seems you didn't get the memo! Commenting on a candidates physical year count and mental decrepitude is now ageist and forbidden. Please be better in the future. - CNN

Like CNN is ever going to mention trumps age or any doubts about his mental capacity. They were bought out years ago.

If you ever hear a right winger whine about CNN smack them in the face for being so ungrateful. They carry trump water all day, every day.

Racists policing who is black.... go fuck yourself with a shovel.

Imagine having this kind of skeleton in your closet but people have largely forgotten it and you decide to tempt fate by running for public office. What in the dumbass is this? This is next level hubris.