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  • That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

  • If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

  • What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama

  • That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

  • We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

  • I don't have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like "Okay ABCC11 you get... Earwax and

    <shuffles around>

    ...ah. Body odor".

  • Until you start seeing fines like "20% of your yearly revenue" this shit is gonna keep happening. A $1M fine isn't even a slap on the wrist to a telecom

  • That one DankPods video of the "AI Rice cooker" comes to mind

  • He’s going to be wearing that bandage all the way to November, isn’t he?

  • congressional swimming retreat on the Cuyahoga River?

    Hold on I got more:

    free housing for congress members on Love Canal?

    Go sight seeing in East Palestine?

    bikini atoll beach day?

    Spa day in Centralia, PA?

  • Sorry, I hope I didn't come off as aggressive! I just think it's amazing all the different ways people think.

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  • While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time

    Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent

  • Are you able to visualize? I have an inner monologue but no ability to visualize

  • Dude’s out here like

  • Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

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  • Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!

  • In my neck of the woods it was called fisher price windows lol

  • Not a bridge expert, or really any kind of expert, really. But railroad rails are laid with a little gap to account for thermal expansion of the rail on hot days. If the expansion is more than designed for, you get buckling like this. This bridge was probably also designed to account for thermal expansion to a certain degree. It seems like more and more of our infrastructure is starting to fail, encountering heat levels it was never expected to encounter. I wonder if failures like this and worse are going to become a common headline

  • Now that we don’t have to pay for any of the infrastructure, it turns out that mainframes and timesharing is awesome. Can we go back to that please? - Silicon Valley, 2024