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Mom faces charges after toddler accidentally fires gun in Walmart, police say

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  • "Aim at the head, shoulders, not the toes, not the toes."

    • Youtube has started to artificially slow down video load times if you use Firefox. Spoofing Chrome magically makes this problem go away.

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  • "Don't be evil."

    • They look so dapper!

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  • I don't know how it's possible to feel more protected when you're entirely made out of spikes, but OK.

    • A tsarrible idea

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  • I... There's.... I...

    • Every Job person now

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  • Tru dat

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Is it that important? I always think of it like it's nothing.

    • Shut. The fuck. Up.

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  • I think that he was only supposed to blow the fucking doors off.

    • Blueberry milkshakes

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  • A pint? That's nearly an arm-full!

    • "The kickflip was implied, so I didnt think it was worth mentioning"

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    • TIL the Ancient Romans could have played D and D because they (and the Egyptians) invented the 20-sided die.

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  • The Egyptians also invented the five-sided dice but they were too huge to roll.

    • The Trekkies didn't like (and in fact got angry) at the mere image of Jedi Master Kirk, with his lightsaber phaser.

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  • "May the force be... with you."

    • Matthew Perry dead at 54 in apparent drowning

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  • Yes, it's pretty strange...

    • The Rule Book

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  • Given that original sin is attributed to women, shouldn't the whole book be written on green paper?

    • Manhunt continues for Nashville police chief’s son suspected in shooting of 2 Tennessee officers

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  • That's not cool, Butters. You don't shoot someone in the dick.

    • Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.

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  • What you talkin' about, Willis?

    • Don't follow your ex's

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  • I still see my ex's. Well... watch.

    • History lives in the present

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  • Remember to save a little hate for the US

    • Talk good

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  • Word

    • Talk good

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  • What do you mean?

    • An £8 sandwich in Starbucks

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  • The fuckers didn't even put the pieces of bread together.