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  • I am surrounded by people who like me, I am myself in front of them, they know how fucked up I can be. The problem is everyone else in my life that I have to put on a face to get by the day. Work is a perfect example. Like I really wanna murder (or at least hit really hard) that brainless little readhead from HR that still doesn't understand how to open up a folder (explained 20 times over), so bugs me to do it, cuz it's too much of an embarresment to tell her colleagues to do it... that sort of thing.

    And you can't yell at her, cuz she's in HR šŸ˜’.

  • Not that I hate myself, I'm just weird (like positive vibes weird, but still weird), so shit doesn't always play out like I want it to... like the interviewer may have a nice rack, and her nipples may be showing cuz the AC in the room is set to "dante's hell" temp, so... I just stare at them. I don't want to, but I can't bring myself not to do it... and then the questions go by and I space out and then I'm excised from the interview.

    This totally never happend, just a theoretical example šŸ‘€.

  • Jesus, they really are exactly like that, lol šŸ˜‚. Good thing he has reddit, that's about the only thing I have left from mainstream social media šŸ˜‚.

  • I will be there for the upvotes 🄹 šŸ‘.

  • Be youself and everything will be fine.

  • Everything will come from you if you give it time humidity and heat šŸ˜‚.

  • And then you can plant us in the garden and have a bunch more, how cool is that!

  • Yeah, he's doing a great job. Hell, he's the reason I'm here.

  • Nope, that happens to the little guys, not to the guys with an army of lawyers.

  • And that is how you kill your kidneys.

  • bro

    Jump
  • u gay? why a u gay?

  • FCK THE SUN! Like really, fck it up it's stupid ass!

  • Why don't you just eat ice cream without milk in it... I mean, I haven't looked, but it's bound to be a thing by now. 🤷

  • Hey, it works on humans 🤷.

  • Meeh, I bribed their union leaders with a few type A+ bags.