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There was a lot of talking done from my side, it never ammounted to anything... she's probably in menopause now (we're not that old, I'm 38, she's 39) cuz I haven't seen her buy any pads in about a year.

She gets to decide everything anyhow, when where, how. We haven't had sex in about a year now, since I fuckin' gave up initiating anything after being rejected time after time. She seems fine with that... she hasn't initiated anything thus far, and I just masturbate... which is getting kinda annoying to be honest... I can really see why people start cheating now.

Plus, she's like 300 lbs now... yeah, she was always fat, but not obese. She knows it's not healthy, we've hired nutricionists, spent god knows how much on them, she does the diet about a month and then just gives up "fuck, too many cucumbers, olives, whatever in this diet, I just can't take it! it tastes like shit! i give up!" 😒. I'm just really at a point where I don't even give AF. I just take care of our kid (cuz she sure as hell can't with that weight on her) and that's about it.

We've used toys before, I am all up for that, in fact, toys were my idea, but she pisses herself now verry often (like even when sitting or coughing) and she blames the toys (they are large, not giant, but larger than what a normal penis would look like) for her pissing on herself (it's the weight... she knows it, and I do as well, but she won't admit it 😒), so, toys are a no go for about 2 years now.

I can tell she has less fun, she just goes through the motions. Last time that happened (us having sex) was about a year ago. When I noticed that, I said to myself, this is the last fucking time, this shit is not what I signed up for! Great head does not compensate for having a living corpse in bed and having to use lubricants to get you wet! Fuck this!

I have talked to her about this, she either denies it completely or admits a small portion of it, and then blames me for not getting her in the mood... what in the AF am I supposed to do, I have litelarly tried everything there is, scented candles, weed, loooong foreplays, music, dinner before it all, combos of all of the above and other things as well... I just gave up, I don't have the strength or the energy on top of everything else (work, taking care of the kid, taking care of the household, cuz she doesn't do shit around the appartment, except cook from time to time, I do everything else - vacuum, clean bathroom/toalets, fix shit, fix the car, rearange things if needed, etc.)... I just can't, I worn out 😞.

About the last part, I have no objection to wearing sexy underwear, but she has to say that... I can't pull every word out of her mouth with pliers.

My thoughts as well.

Cuz different rule sets apply to different parts of the world. That and the clever naming scheme the US usually applies to make things sound not as bad or marginably better than they actually are.

I'd still drink it, fuckin' hot as hell outside!

I was thinking of the movie 😂.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/

Army Of Darkness reference?

Cheerful lady on mobility scooter: "It doesn't much matter to me, I only go 4 miles an hour and I don't really worry very much about either!"

This one's like me 🤣.

Gas prices went up again last night man...

So? Doesn't make any difference to me, I still fill for a 20.

Different views about the same situation 🤷. It doesn't really bother me. I really can't do anything about it, so why bother sulking about it.

Still, you're right, the attitude towards changing to metric is all negative, except for the German guy, but that's understandable 😂.

We get to pick and choose the unames we use in life, but not the real name 😂. Well, we can change it, but that's beside the point.

I've used it for a while on different platforms, even reddit. It just spells NO in ASCII hex.

good one 🤣🤣🤣

You should see how a TB seeded a month feels on 10Mbps. I used to seed about 1.5, 1.6TB a month on that upload speed.

My son right there... to be fair, he's a toddler.

Jesus, he really named the kid that 🤦... poor kid. How do you even pronounce that.

Sometimes I think they were the best memes.

What is that supposed to mean 🤨?

Oh please, she couldn't do it not once, not one time, and we've been together for over 15 years 😒. She's just lazy, I know it... she thinks if she can deepthroat that that's all there is to it, just gobble it up, he's a happy guy... having burgers every singled day will make you sick of them, no matter how much you like burgers.

She doesn't even put in any effort any more, I don't know why I even have sex with her... to be honest, I rarely feel like it, I just don't feel arroused.

Yep, actually, have worn female underwear from a friend (we were at a festival, I forgot all of my underwear at home, so I had to handwash the only pair I had and then dry them on the tent in the sun... meanwhile, wearing her panties 😂), so yeah, I know they can be uncomortable... I just kept switching my dick and balls from left to right, had no idea where to place them, they kept comming out from the sides, people laughed 😂 (most knew I was wearing women's underwear).

Quick question, what kind of a name is Elon, it sounds like something taken from a white appliances brand.

"Trust us, once you try the Elon 4000, you won't be able to live without it!"

The G is silent 😉.

It is more comfortable... not that I'd know the difference 👀.

untalented

Than NSFW content creators are untalented as well.