My Ex loves to swat

They'd shoot the cats too, but those fuckers are just too small and fast.

We need more grenades
- They throw the grenades in the cribs, none left for cats
you don't mess with the cat or you lose your partners first and then it comes for you

Jesus this should be on antiquememeroadshow. I think I first saw it on 4chan in like 2009.

Still highly relevant.
It is very crispy
unfortunately, still relevant
What? 2009 is antique now? It's just been… oh wow, that long huh?

In the US, we have these dangerous things called no knock warrants for stupid shit like drugs.
Often, they bust into a house on one of these, and just preemptively kill the dogs whether or not it was necessary and whether or not they find what they were looking for.
Also often, they BREACH THE WRONG HOUSE and kill some unrelated person's dog.
I think the US had a good cop once, but the other cops shot em.
- I think the US had a good cop once, but the other cops shot em.
  If I was a baddie and working with honest people, I'd remove them from my baddie club because they will fuck up my plans.
  ACAB, because the bastards chased out the good guys.
- The only good cop.
- I disagree but then again I'm not someone who has ever done drugs. I don't regard the police as villains but there are some bad apples. I'm sure there are drug users who are also. And some of the drug dealers have guns, which is never a good situation.
Police are one of the top reasons for dog deaths in America. There’s basically no recourse if police shoot your dog, because they can just claim it was aggressive and/or they were worried it would attack them. Dogs don’t have any legal rights as far as the law is concerned, so there’s basically nothing the general public can do if the police kill your dog.
If you ever need to call the police to your house, the first thing you should do while you wait for them to arrive is to put as many locks between the police and your dog(s) as possible. Put their kennels in a locked room, if possible. Because if the police come into direct contact with them, there’s a very good chance that the dog won’t survive. Even if your dog is 100% friendly.
- Even if you dog is 100% friendly AND kenneled!! The locked room part of this advice is very important!
- For non-Americans, this is very much an exaggeration. You can just take your chances if you want. More than likely you and your dog will be fine. Even better odds if you're white!
  This is a reason it's taboo to call police to your home.

The funniest part is that there actually is a dog hand signal for swat teams

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Was gonna say it's atf not swat, the meme is wrong, thanks.

I read this in Hoot voice and it just made it better. Really in brand for him.

fuxk you i almost broke in the middle of my class

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Have you brought up the spyware, swatting, suspicions of your ex with any professionals?
I suspect a mod has doxxed me. Why are the mods only allowed to dox?
- Wat
- I suspect that you doxxed me. Why are you only allowed to dox?

The dog is going to die if peoples lives are on the line. Dog life < person life

That typically requires an officer to determine if a life is actually at risk because of the dog. Call me crazy, but I don't think anyone who interprets a Chihuahua as a life risk needs to be serving on a swat team.
- Well those little dogs can be mean so it may be justified
Is that so?