Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
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I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.
ATBGE
Actually a perfect ATBGE, it makes you go eeew and then go oooo
I thought this was collapsed, but in second glance it’s really how it was constructed.
That means it’s working
I hate the design, but that's really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That's some challenging work! I don't even know how you'd cut those tiles, and you can't bend tile.
I can't tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would've just slapped the mirror on top.
Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?
I hate that there's no showerhead though.
That's... Hmmm. I don't hate it, but it'd probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.
Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you're still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.
Realtor: You're not gonna believe this, but...
I kinda want this now
If you're in this bathroom sober, you'll feel drunk.
If you're in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.
What if you're fucked up on shrooms?
Contractor: that'll be $5k.
Customer: yeah you took to long so I'm only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?
Contractor: tomorrow. You won't believe the results.
I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.
ATBGE
Actually a perfect ATBGE, it makes you go eeew and then go oooo