Creamy centres
Creamy centres
26 comments
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Sounds like an SCP
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Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.
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"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."
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Don't you even take the bones out?
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If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
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Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger
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Won't they suffocate? 🦀
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Those would be popular in Asia.
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"This creme egg is crunchier than I'm used to..."
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Probably taste better than they currently do.
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For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.
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Everything keeps evolving into crabs!
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Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time..
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Seems like an SCP
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Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?
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Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!
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I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.
Very disappointed, 1 star.
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Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?
If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife
Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.
乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?
Isn't it obvious?