I still can't believe this was a real toy that people purchased.
But they're more fun than... A PILLOW FIGHT
My brothers and I had a blast boxing each other with these!
An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age
...we had inflatable lightsabres in the seventies, and honestly they sucked pretty hard for duelling: first time the blades struck, they'd just whip each other and entangle...
How so? Kids still use bounce castles, that's just skulls cracking skulls ad infinitum 😂
BDSM? Bop dah sockers mate!