Me: ... no they're not ... these taste like bland wheat crumbs with stale coffee
SWAT TEAM breaks down my door: .... (smoke bomb fills the room, broken glass everywhere, six officers in full riot gear pointing automatic weapons) .... ON THE FLOOR NOW!!!!!! ... THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!! ... ANSWER YES OR NO OR YOU WILL BE SHOT!!!!
One bad apple spoils the whole bunch